Obama budget proposes new security, airline fees
Wait, we have to pay to be groped by creepy old dudes now? Awesome. You know. For people who are really really really really lonely.
How about he proposes a budget where we pay to NOT get molested by someone’s perpetually-radiated grandma?
Or, as death by 1,000 paper cuts suggests: “How much terror has to happen before Congress creates an agency protecting Americans from the Department of Homeland Security? Now THAT would be money well-spent.”
